Dating Agency for Republicans

I came across this beauty today. Actually, I say beauty but what I mean is horrible example of sectarianism.

http://www.conservativematch.com/

The blurb on the advert is this: " Stop dating Liberals! Are you tired of arguing politics on your dates?" " Are you sick of your girlfriend or Boyfriend bash President Bush?".

My first instinct was to laugh.. I couldn't believe this could be serious..
The next feeling that cropped up was fear. Fear of what this could mean. The Conservatives want to be deaf dumb and blind to what is happening and they certainly do not want to hear arguments that may sway them. The Conservatives are scared of being accused of Flip Flopping. It goes so far as to totally cut out any people who think differently from them. Cut them out! Right out!

The next thing you know is that Liberals are shunned completely (Are you a good Conservative or a dirty rotten Liberal?)..

This is my view of the future if we don't come to our senses very quickly indeed.

• Before you know it, there will be schools that only take on people who have conservative beliefs and their lineage can be traced back 4 generations to Conservatives who voted Republican. (Well... this happens already to a certain extent in both the UK and US)

• Conservative children are forbidden from playing with Liberal offspring. They are inferior because they are liable to change their minds... This is not a human quality. No, this is an affliction that is only found in Liberals. Liberal children are teased in mixed schools and are called flipflops.

• There will be Liberal ghetto's. Manhattan could possibly be such a ghetto. Of course the Conservatives could try to get Manhattan back because of its strategic importance. Bloody battles ensues. Sniping from high buildings is rife and liberal civilians are shot whilst doing their daily errands. (Where is Snake Plissken when you need him?)

• There could be Romeo and Juliet Scenarios between Liberals and Conservatives.. Bush might have to pass laws to forbid any such interaction and marriages. It might muddle the blood of good Conservatives as it is deemed ungodly.

• Liberals will be refused entry into cafes, restaurants and diners.

• Liberals have to sit in the back of the bus and wear tags that identify themselves, as some Liberals have been known to pass themselves off as Conservatives to get the same treatment as other Conservatives.

• Liberals in the end will topple the statues of the dictator and bash them with flipflops..

You get the picture? Is it a scary one? It scares the crap out of me...

This is my son's assesment of the situation: " So if you join this dating agency you get a date with Bush?".

I guess that puts it in perspective.